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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:37

Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Most people aren’t following this important dietary advice. Are you? - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
FDA approves Moderna’s new lower-dose COVID-19 vaccine - AP News
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
What are the best long-distance running shoes available in India?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
No way
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Voluptates qui qui deleniti laborum et sed corrupti.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
share office space ...
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to